once upon a ....

once upon an evening.
esok en?

ha?skrg lah.. kn da ckp lam kelas kul 7 nnt

lah, mati2 aku ingt esok dow..wat pe sane nnt?

ntah, go wif da flow lah.. haha.. sape g folow huh?

nana,ili,raihan,amirah,chemat..ntah sape la lg.

once upon a nite.
smalam lah,kiteorg dak2 boston kuar g "jalan matahEri". budak landRover adek skali.. yee la, miss is going en.. miss dtg ngn bf lagi.. mati2 aku ingt miss minat aku selame ni..skali da de bf,cehh!haahah.

jmpe miss,tngkap gmbar, then blah. pegi mkn2, men snuker/pool.. giler jakun dak2 pompuan.. yee la,slame ni bapak dieorg ta pena2 na ajak g men snuker en.. takpe2.. raihan wat cam da slalu men snuker jek.!! giler poyo! abg zhaf offer pon tanak!hahahaahaha!!!

then g PAWAGAM!ape tah tajuk cite toh.. will smith belakon.ingt callplay blakon.. teharu tgk cite tuh.. tgk watak utama cite tuh, its like im watching a movie about myself n im da main character, who always help others.hahahahaha..but still layan lah even tade "salad ball" ntuk dmakan time movie uh..

once upon a late nite.
then, we went to uptown. SUCK DA SUCKING SHISHA WIF SHASHA!! time uh irshad na jek g clubbing.. pelik2.. abes minom2,makan2, then..

na g mane dow pas ni?

bukit cerakah..budak pompuan taleh balek en lewat2 gini..

wat pe saneh?cm tade pape jek..

hurmm..jap2(nique berfikir....)
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g office bpak aku jom!aku de kunci

ha?mcm bagos..

lepak sane, then suboh nnt smayang msjid negeri..
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sesampai sane..sume tido..da tade da smayng suboh kt msjid ngeri.. kul 7++ g bekpes. and dats da slot for once upon a morning and we're off after dat.

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it's plan B

sir, cane kalo na tuka kos?

tuka?awk na tuka ape?

alaa..finance ke,accounting,banking,ta pon economy. ape2 yg cm actuary lah

stay je la actuary

alah sir,susah ar kot.. secara statistiknya(haha) majority fail. even ade 1 tempat tu 20% lulus.

alah..awk bkn la bodoh sgt..haha

haha, but bkn sy fikir taleh wat langsung. it's juz sy malas.haha. kos susah komfem kene study hard.tu pasal la..

-we continue eating cadbury after dat in ossp
-later bile kua dr ossp..

u know wut, act i planned to fail on the 3rd sem.

ha?asal lak.

alah dulu ossp ckp kalo fail sini no need to pay back..skali budak2 yg gi 'kaca' ckp still kne byar kalo fail kt intec.

tu ckp,stay je la actuary

yee la,but wut if i failed there?.im not thinking about this present time lah.. skali fail, tak ke kne bayar almost one million.. even sy dah plan nk apply kt mane. da survey dah!haha. ingt na g kptm jek. wat acca..then fly gak.. pg ireland kot. planning dah cun dah..haha

alah,u kn buat usana..mane taw buat 2 kali payment tu dah bleh settle hutang tuh.haha

haha..

da discussion stop thre. n am now me still wif actuarial sc. bak kate sir, "u bkn bodoh sgt".mb im is da problem,always think yg taleh wat.other actuary student rilek je.and so far so good. n hoping so far so fucking better later on.

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they called it binary

well sir,this is my card. sorry miss kad da abes. later i'll give u one.

owh u buat bisnes,ta taw lak u minat. bape lame da buat ni?

baru je. but so far so good. skit g na balik modal.hehe. and da ade downline da..

owh.this one plan die binary an?

ha'ah..

tell me roughly da plan.

owh,hurmm. ok, act bla bla bla. and bla bla bla..ala sir sy baru g. haha. later sy terangkan lagi. asal?beminat?

sy ta kesah na join awk. but tell me da plan la

ok
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tp until one day...
"ala sy ta minat la, plan die ta best"
and even he text me..
"join herbalife, i'll guide u step by step."
ade lagi!!
"loose weight now, ask me how"

p/s: bukan tanak join sir, but parent sy pon da ckp slow down da bsness n focus on study. usana pon da slow,takan na tmbah herbalife lg en.

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k770i

babe, i love u lah..no no, i mean i admire u.. hurmm.. i sent u there coz i know recently u got many problems.. u got many friends there and i know u really need em.. but its only for temporary lah.. bile tauke tu ckp da siap,aku amik ah kaw! but if da tauke said u cant be fixed, im ok.. im ok if i dont get u.. but i really (X 100) want u to know dat when i say tc, sriously i really meant it.. bukan na ngorat ko lah! ko en hp!.. every time i say tc, ko cam ta kesah jek.. tapi tape aku still anta ko kat kedai.. still hope dat u got whats da best for u.. ko pergi la mane2 pn, i'll still pray for u.. ko en hp, mungkin mmg da tade peluang ntok bermain arcade@game.. but i always would like to..

luckily dis yer i got ipod and motoR to talk to.. ipod slalu hiburkan akuh.. motoR always i talk to.. tp motoR aku tade kedit lah.. hehe..

p/s..weh henpon! i like iphone la,cam susah je na bawak ipod g mane2. ade iphone lae senang. tp tu la, aku tade duit la.. da la iphone mahal,aku da survey da sblom balik raye aji ari tuh! adeih2.. tp tu la.. aku bkn sangap ngn iphone.. ta dpt pon tape.. i juz like it.. like i like u lah, bkn sangap kt ko.. its juz i like u. ntah la.

2 feelings dat i felt while writing this..
1. cam klakar je, hahaahhaha
2. cam jiwang lak!!eiiii!henpon2..

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and the deal's off

"i can give u 5k, but.."

(wow!!!5k?i juz want boutt 2,3k..)

but u need to proove me dat u r comfirmed to fly first, then i'll give u da advance.

owh ok
(but if im am comfirmed to fly, dat time will only be after i know my result for all the 3 sems here..so for me thre's no use)

i had dat conversation during chnese new year break with my dad..
act im running a direct selling business..
its USANA
and i used my money for da modal
since my parents were in mecca for hajj when i started it
so far,so gud..hehe.da untong r kot.cuma ta kaye jek.haha

we talked the same thing 2,3 days b4 dat day....


do u need advance?i can give u like i gave to kamal when he did his shaklee..

hurmm,how muc did u giv em?

7k,but only got 2k back.5k gone..

of coz i want da advance..

if u want it,later i want u to give me a list of the money comes in and out so that i know how u'll be using da money.

oh ok.tomorow i give it to u..

as usual, as a proud malay, the day after tomorow i didnt giv da list(CKP JE PANDAI).
later da deal's off....
but not bcoz i didnt give da list
juz bcoz a little misunderstanding
but still i..sedeh koot!!
adeih2.sob2.huwaaaa!
even my mom said
no more usana when u back to college.

i shut my mouth.like my dad shut da deal off.and nearly i shut my bsness.but still until now, its still running! smile lah!

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dear former Irvinenians...

kamooo!-(sory im a bit late to say this)
terase na tulis psl korank
mb sbb mini reunion ari tu koot.

yup we split into many clases this sem
but dat will not make any dfference - (a little maybe,i think!)
korunk jgn la sedeh sbb aku da ta sekelas ngn korank lagi-haha
juz come to me if ya'all need a shoulder - serious?

but b4 i go.
an essay for u guys.
an essay to show my passion,love and horny to u guys will neva meet a fullstop.
although i've post it once in myspace irvine group
but still, AKU NA POST GAK, ni blog akuh!
dr sem lepas g na wat blog
tp takot
takot melekat jek kt laptop-hehe
and ta best r korank jek taw aku syg korank
kite kasi taw public skali!

well then..


huih
gile2 bangkit smngat aku ni bekobar kobar bagai api BBQ buat masak ayam kurma then makan ramai2 mak cik timah pon datang bwak aer sirap n sume minum dengan kehairanan dikala itu juga seekor kucing melintas jalan raya w’p0on ade wjudnya sebatang jejantas inikan pula mana na same si kucing belang walhal pisang emas dibawa berlayar titipi(tetapi)
buah cempedak berada diluar pagar mana na same harimau yg kehausan aer batu campur darab bahagi adalah asas untuk kite mempelajari precalculus yg mmg konpius untuk dijawab lalu tiba2 datang seorang gajah mendriving basikal neneknya tanpa segan silu dan stop kat ausmat cafe dan hamster pon menjerit kegilaan ntah pape terhadap ntah ta taw la then sume yg menjadi saksi makan karipap lalu batuk berdekah dekah bagai rama2 berlari olahraga di stadium uitm kampus singapor titipi siput pula yg menjadi mangsa kejadian kemalangan di antara kapal selam , kapal tenggelam dan cap kapal laut afrika yg berdekatan mydin mall di terengganu dimana disitu la mawi menyanyi lagu raye wei kite taleh raye taon ni weiii!!!arrrggghhhh!!!!

ladies n gntlemen....
whre's da thesis statement?



p/s: dear former Irvinenians gays and less, take care..

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Well, first post eva!

Tgk buk..
Mcm bagos..
Taip mcm2 kt laptop
Cam ckp sorang2
Atas name kasih syg yg ta jujur yg ta berbelah bagi terhadap beliau..
Ku mencipta menda alah ni.

Pantun buat buk..

Pegi ke koop laptop dibeli,
Esok luse laptop kne curi,
Buk!aku ta pndai g ngan mnde alah ni,
Ajar la aku mangkok pinggan nasi ayam ikan pari.

Hehe,rilek buk.

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